1. I am 100% done with fireball whiskey. I threw up so hard last night my throat is so swollen that I can’t swallow anything too solid

     
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  3. ineedmorelube:

    trarnp:

    ineedmorelube:

    wakey wakey eggs and bakey

    but I’m a vegan

    wakey wakey vegetables

    (via iwillmindfuckyou)

     
  4. meanplastic:

    I want to live in Paris Hilton’s $325000 Dog Mansion </3

    YAS BITCH, if you’re gonna be rich as shit provide a life of luxury to the ones who really fuckin deserve it DOGS. LET ME TELL U dogs r honestly the fuckin best

    (via fuckyeahloldemort)

     
     

  5. glitterallyyours:

    So I’ve been blogging some hella hate about the Kim kardashian game not working and honestly when i get my new computer software next week I’m going to just start a kkh blog so y’all don’t have to keep seeing all my bullshit about it (side note: regardless of the game not working the other day I’m…

    I’m not spending the stars now bc I’m drunk and who knows what the fuck I’ll spend them on like u kno impulse spending ughh

     

  6. So I’ve been blogging some hella hate about the Kim kardashian game not working and honestly when i get my new computer software next week I’m going to just start a kkh blog so y’all don’t have to keep seeing all my bullshit about it (side note: regardless of the game not working the other day I’m still super obsessed with it) …but I’m drunk and just now logged in to play and Kim called and was all like “sry my game bullshitted u the other day here’s some free shit to make up for it and just MADE IT FUCKING RAIN kim k stars on me and I came out to have a good time tonight and am honestly feeling so loved right now

     
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